What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 03:46

Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Live and Let Die
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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-All the bad guys are black.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Do people have to be a pastor to baptize?
Moonraker
Dr No
From Russia With Love
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Diamonds Are Forever
-J W Pepper
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
The Man with the Golden Gun
Octopussy
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
You Only Live Twice
-”Ah so!”
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond slapping Tracy.
A View to a Kill
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Goldfinger
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”